Corny

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa before he leaves each Christmas Eve?
It looks like rain, deer.

What do you get when you deep fry Santa?
Crisp Cringle

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph?
Because every buck is important!

How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
They eat orna-mints.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

I'll try to post something of substance tomorrow!