Top Ten List

Found this while surfing the other day.....

The Top 10 Signs That the Fathering Book You've Purchased May Not Be the Best

10. You see it on display at 7-11 next to The National Inquirer.
9. Appendix includes rebuttals by author's children.
8. You can buy it on Ebay for 99 cents (but pay $7.95 for shipping).
7. It refers to a child's misbehavior as an "alternative response."
6. No plastic splatter-proof outside cover.
5. First line of chapter 1 reads: "Now I've never actually had kids, but ..."
4. Illustration of Fabio-like guy on the front cover.
3. You found it in the bookstore in the humor section.
2. No Good Housekeeping seal of approval.

And the #1 sign that the fathering book you've purchased may not be the best........

1. Title contains the word "Dude."